GATOR COUNTRY 101.9 - SOUTHWEST FLORIDA'S COUNTRY STATION

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5/20/2013 Monday A New York man is facing public lewdness charges after getting frisky with a stick of pepperoni at a grocery store. John Allison allegedly rubbed the pepperoni on his exposed genitals, then put the meat back on the shelf. He didn't realize that a security guard was monitoring a nearby ... Read Full Story
5/21/2013 Tuesday A college student in Georgia who got an "F" in English made up for that by crafting an "A"-worthy piece of fiction – in which he faked his own kidnapping through a series of texts to his parents. Aftab Islam failed the class for the second time this semester, ... Read Full Story
5/22/2013 Wednesday A Port St Lucie burglar has some jail time on tap after being nabbed during a police chase in which he paused mid-flight in order to steal a couple of beers from a house next to the one he'd just robbed. Cops spotted Andrew Fatzinger rummaging around a ... Read Full Story
5/23/2013 Thursday A Maryland man who ran out of gas on an interstate decided to beat the boredom by setting up his drum kit to play at the side of the road. Cops spotted the man, who had pulled his entire kit out of the back of his vehicle to stage an ... Read Full Story
5/10/2013 Friday A Port St Lucie man who was cited for leaving the scene of an accident told cops that had to run – because he had the runs, thanks to a bad Chinese meal. Carlos Baca (not Caca) backed his pickup truck into a parked car and sped off – ... Read Full Story