A Philadelphia man was so bugged by an insect infestation that he decided to try his own method of exterminating the critters – and burned his house down in the process. The unidentified man was trying to get rid of bedbugs that had invaded his home when he set up a homemade contraption that included a hair dryer and a heat gun normally used to strip layers of paint from walls. The combination apparently ignited furniture in a bedroom and quickly consumed the entire second floor of the structure. No word on whether or not the bed bugs made it out alive.

A St Augustine woman couldn't hold her liquor, and couldn't hold up her pants – which explains why cops cuffed her on DUI charges with her shorts around her ankles. Cops arrived to the scene of an accident in which Kristen Lively had plowed into a parked pickup truck to find the "visibly impaired" woman still seated in the driver's seat. A responding officer said that she couldn't find her driver's license and told him that she was "headed home, after being at home" and promised that she would "pay for everything." She admitted to downing a six pack of beer, but blamed her inability to walk a straight line on medication she was taking for a stomach bug, saying, "I'm all messed up from the prescriptions. It messes you all up."