A brother and sister in Marion county were bagged by police ... after making off with with a van full of Frito-Lay products. Darren Hagerman and Jessica Huggar were arrested and charged with burglary and grand theft after police caught the pair pulling away from a Frito factory in Ocala. Darren and Jessica were stopped after cops spotted a two-year-old jumping around in the backseat of their vehicle, which was filled with hundreds of bags of potato chips, Cheetos and pork rinds. Darren allegedly told police that they took the snacks as a way to make money. According to a few staffers, they’ve been chasing Darren away from the plant for years.

Officials at a Massachusetts cemetery banned a recently deceased man from having the f-word included on his tombstone. Sonny Santiago, who died in an auto accident, left instructions for his family to have one of his rap lyrics inscribed on his gravesite, but when they submitted the design, the cemetery balked at the line " I give a [bleep] if I die with no damn friends, I got my fam by my side and that’s until the end." The family noted that no one told them about a profanity ban, so the board of directors quickly met to rewrite the graveyard's rules of order, issuing a statement that said, “We’ve never had a problem like this before."